Larry Finster's definitions
A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
Get the Testes Satchelmug. A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.
Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!
Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.
Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.
Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
by Larry Finster December 22, 2009
Get the Ball Cyclemug. A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.
by Larry Finster December 24, 2009
Get the crap wafermug. A person who is absolutely perfect on a scale of attractiveness, from 1 to 10. Most people agree that there is no such thing as a perfect 10, and that ratings usually only go up to about 9.7 or so.
Randy: Dude, Megan Fox is totally a perfect 10!
Willy: Nah man, she may be the hottest ever, but she is still only a 9.5.
Willy: Nah man, she may be the hottest ever, but she is still only a 9.5.
by Larry Finster December 28, 2009
Get the perfect 10mug. A measuring tool that many guys use to quantitatively compare the hotness of girls on a 10 point scale. While girls may do this to, men are notorious for having consistent and somewhat harsh scales. The scale is a harsh scale, since there is no real thing as a perfect 10, and fairly attractive girls are given scores that are what they may seemingly deserve. For example, Kirsten Dunst would probably only recieve a 6.5 or 7. This is a fair rating. The minimum rating that most men would consider fucking is a 4.
EX-
A: Dude I would totally bone that chick, she's a 6.5.
B: Are you blind? She is a 4, far below fucking standards on the hotness scale.
A: Dude I would totally bone that chick, she's a 6.5.
B: Are you blind? She is a 4, far below fucking standards on the hotness scale.
by Larry Finster December 28, 2009
Get the Hotness Scalemug. A term used to describe the male counterpart to female bitchiness and impatience during menstruation. When men get very grouchy or persnickety about certain things, they are said to be on their butt period.
Ricardo: *Touches iPhone*
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
by Larry Finster May 1, 2011
Get the butt periodmug. A phrase used to describe something that is very sticky. Can often have to do with marshmallows or the resin that remains in a bowl after smoking marijuana.
Ted: *after dumping a smoked bowl pack* Man this shit is sticky!
Ben: Dude that shit is ALL full of stick!=
Ben: Dude that shit is ALL full of stick!=
by Larry Finster December 28, 2009
Get the full of stickmug.