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Definitions by Larry Brown

grundle WOW 

A kit for cleaning your grundle-made in Germany
You stink bad! I should have bought you a Grundle WOW for christmas.
grundle WOW by Larry Brown January 4, 2010

gobble robber 

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.
Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.
gobble robber by Larry Brown December 18, 2009

caucafrican 

politically correct word used to describe a white person that acts black
"Dude Jeremy is such a wigger" "Excuse me but I believe you meant to say caucafrican"
caucafrican by Larry Brown June 22, 2007

New Riegel smile 

an act where in while giving it to a girl (or a guy your call) you place the front teeth on the curb lift your leg and stomp on their head
Man your girl needs some work on her china. Yea I gave her the New Riegel smile

Appalichian American 

A PC term for any number of Americans who by region, decent or choice are hillbillies, hilljacks hilligans or carnival workers.
"Mommy that hillbilly running the tilt-a-whirl was looking up my skirt" "Milly we don't talk that way he's an Appalichian American"
A horrible condition also known as the 459er where one minute before you are to exit your asinine workplace a higher up walks up and says "Got a minute" causing you to work another hour and a half.
coworker: Hey Chad want to go for a beer?
Chad: Can't... shitballs just gave me the 329er
329er by Larry Brown June 22, 2007

treble without a cause 

This is caused by 6X9 speakers in the back window of any late 70's to mid 80's American car prefeably an Olds Cutlass. Bonus points are awarded for T-tops or a mullet.
"hey Jimmybob are those new Craigs or Kracos?"
Jimmybob: "Shut up Randy"
Random resident of the government subsidized housing: treble without a cause