Lance's definitions

Mortland

The name of a online and console gaming hacker, best known for his attack on Sept 9th 2002 attack on a gaming server known as Phantasy Star Online. The name "Mortland" has no true meaning behind it, allthough translated to "Terre De Mort" in french it means Death Land.

Man i really hate that Mortland Guy.
Mortland sucks, but then again....

by Lance July 10, 2004

420

Code for the word Marijuana. Also supposedly, the perfect time to smoke. One rumor of its' origin comes from proposition 420 which was to legalize weed, but failed.

Hey, it's 420... =)

by Lance April 16, 2004

safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004

cum pot

excessive bulge above the womens vagina

check out that cum pot

by lance May 23, 2004

Dirty Red Wheeler

Petaining to the courtesy carts with red wheels in the St. Albert Garden Market IGA. These carts are substandard, and thus used as an insult

"Chris is a dirty red wheeler"

by Lance November 7, 2003

Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.

Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise

by lance November 13, 2017