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Trend Whore

1. One who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
1. “You should bleach your hair. It’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “Ok”

2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”
by Lance April 16, 2004
mugGet the Trend Whoremug.

ghetto booty

describes females with serious package in the rear. Always out of proportion to the remainder of the bdy, but still nice looking.
by Lance February 5, 2005
mugGet the ghetto bootymug.

Sir Remus

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.
"Look at that teacher" from the looks of him he seems to ream holes. He looks like a Sir Remus
by Lance January 5, 2005
mugGet the Sir Remusmug.

shiznazer

A person who farts at inaproprate times
and shits his pants sometimes it is a friend
get the fuck off me you shiznazer
by lance October 22, 2004
mugGet the shiznazermug.

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length
when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.
by Lance February 28, 2005
mugGet the choadmug.

Freaky Nebula

Horrible offspring of Dirty Red Wheeler. Dirty red wheeler was misheard by Lance and interpreted as Freaky Nebula
by Lance October 27, 2003
mugGet the Freaky Nebulamug.

brant

maybe the hottest guy to ever walk the planet i would do him so many times i love his sexy body i wish his huge thing would go in me
Brant has a huge slong
by lance March 1, 2005
mugGet the brantmug.

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