Lambchops's definitions

Snuffkin

Sam Black's cat! Much abused!

Sam: (in cooing voice) Come here Snuffkin.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Mortal

To be very, very drunk. This term is used almost exclusively in the west of Scotland.

I went oot last night and I was pure mortal, man!

by Lambchops November 23, 2004

1-2-3-4!

A sequence often used at the start of rock songs. It has several variants including "A 1 A 2, A 1-2-3-4!"

However it sounds a litle stupid in the middle of songs (see Altogether Now by the Beatles).

ALso the first 4 numbers!

1-2-3-4 cue brilliant rock or really lame derivative song.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Blooter

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

by Lambchops November 23, 2004

Spoonerism

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.

An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.

by Lambchops December 7, 2004

random

A decidedly ironic word.

Considering that when words such as cheese become officially considered as random words they then cease to become random and in fact become irritating and even dull.

Maybe another word should be created for things which are turly said out of the blue as using the word random just demeans them.

Inane idiot 1 - HEHE Cheese!

Inane idiot 2 - That was, like, so random.

by Lambchops November 30, 2004