Definitions by Lambchops

one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

one two, one two by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Simon Pegg 

Star of the brilliant sitcom spaced and movie Shaun of the Dead.

Quite possibly the funniest comic actor in recent years.

Simon Pegg is the man.

Simon Pegg by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Chippy 

The place where one buys fish and chips.

Otherwise known as the Chip Shop.

I'm gonna get a fish supper at the chippy.

Chippy by Lambchops November 24, 2004

1-2-3-4!

A sequence often used at the start of rock songs. It has several variants including "A 1 A 2, A 1-2-3-4!"

However it sounds a litle stupid in the middle of songs (see Altogether Now by the Beatles).

ALso the first 4 numbers!

1-2-3-4 cue brilliant rock or really lame derivative song.

1-2-3-4! by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Mortal 

To be very, very drunk. This term is used almost exclusively in the west of Scotland.

I went oot last night and I was pure mortal, man!

Mortal by Lambchops November 23, 2004

Blooter 

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

Blooter by Lambchops November 23, 2004