Laird's definitions

Whoremosexual

A Mix Between A Whore, and a Homo Sexual...

Gay Hooker: want a good time?
Gay Guy: Sure!!


GAY!!

by laird April 7, 2005

bite the dust

to lose, fail, get pwned.

Another one bites the dust!!

by Laird December 9, 2003

queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy

owen does it all the time

by laird April 7, 2005

cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 9, 2003

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 8, 2003

Gray Davis

someone whom you should thank God (or Allah) for his recall.

Ahnold doesn't know shit about politics, but at least he won't fuck us up the ass like Gray Davis.

by Laird December 9, 2003

604!!

When you get really high and really drunk and having sex with 3 or more girls and do all the legendary positions, whitch are. 55 (deep anal)
69 (u already know), 2 ( Munch Stool), 16 (widely open)

well i havnt experienced this yet....but its gonna be flippin awesome!!

by laird April 7, 2005