Laird's definitions

Minihan Meadows

The roughest ghetto in the whole West Side (Vallejo)

don't even go there...seriously...(lil drew and big mike live there)

by laird April 7, 2005

Enron

an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.

Ken Lay jumped from the sinking Enron ship.

by Laird December 8, 2003

cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 9, 2003

DuPont

a company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.

My dad was laid off from DuPont Pharmacutical when Britol bought it up.

by Laird December 9, 2003

keeping it real

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.

Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.

by Laird December 9, 2003

Do Not Call List

A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.

The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.

by Laird December 9, 2003

bite the dust

to lose, fail, get pwned.

Another one bites the dust!!

by Laird December 9, 2003