Laird's definitions

Minihan Meadows

The Roughest Ghetto In The Whole West Side (Vallejo Ca.)

don't go there...you will die...big mike and lil drew live there

by Laird April 7, 2005

cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 9, 2003

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 8, 2003

queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy

owen does it all the time

by laird April 7, 2005

Gray Davis

someone whom you should thank God (or Allah) for his recall.

Ahnold doesn't know shit about politics, but at least he won't fuck us up the ass like Gray Davis.

by Laird December 9, 2003

Minihan Meadows

The roughest ghetto in the whole West Side (Vallejo)

don't even go there...seriously...(lil drew and big mike live there)

by laird April 7, 2005

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 8, 2003