Definitions by Laird

keeping it real 

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.

Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.

keeping it real by Laird December 9, 2003

Do Not Call List 

A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.

The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.

Do Not Call List by Laird December 9, 2003

bite the dust 

to lose, fail, get pwned.

Another one bites the dust!!

bite the dust by Laird December 9, 2003

Gray Davis 

someone whom you should thank God (or Allah) for his recall.

Ahnold doesn't know shit about politics, but at least he won't fuck us up the ass like Gray Davis.

Gray Davis by Laird December 9, 2003

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

Clear Channel by Laird December 8, 2003

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

pole polishing by Laird December 8, 2003

garden variety 

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

garden variety by Laird December 8, 2003