Do Not Call List

A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.

The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.

by Laird December 09, 2003

garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

by Laird December 08, 2003

bite the dust

to lose, fail, get pwned.

Another one bites the dust!!

by Laird December 09, 2003

cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 09, 2003

keeping it real

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.

Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.

by Laird December 09, 2003

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 08, 2003

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 08, 2003