Lady Csyde's definitions

Doreknob

A person, usually a self-proclaimed leftist, who is a fan of pseudoleftist podcaster and “comedian” Jimmy Dore. Usually the burned-out husk of a BernieBro; likely to be fond of saying “I didn’t leave the Left, the Left left me”.

He used to be a BernieBro; now he can't stand Bernie so he became a Doreknob. I wonder if anyone's remind him that a leftist should never be a Trump supporter.

by Lady Csyde March 3, 2024

wirewater

Any caffeinated beverage, preferably consumed in quantities with psychotropic effects for late-night work.

Yeah, I hit the wirewater so hard last night that I had the shakes all morning. Not fun.

by Lady Csyde June 11, 2006

shock site

A website used with the express purpose of startling the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.

Watch out for that link. It redirects to some shock site I've never seen before.

by Lady Csyde March 5, 2004

golf clap

A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.

He wanted us to be impressed. I showed him just how impressed I was with the golf clap.

by Lady Csyde January 7, 2004

jargon file

www.catb.org/jargon, the world's greatest collection of geek slang.

I heard the word "bagbiter" the other day, so I went to the Jargon File to look it up.

by Lady Csyde January 8, 2004

TI-83

A device created by Texas Instruments primarily as a productivity sink for math students. Has long since been replaced by models capable of creating even more distraction (like the TI-84 Plus).

It is true that I would never have gotten through college calculus without my TI-83, but seriously -- what did my professor think I was doing with it out in the middle of friggin' July with all the other summer school tards?

by Lady Csyde January 9, 2007

REBOL

An obscure scripting language designed by someone oblivious to the fact that in order to get market share, you have to either own the market (in which case people will buy any shit you put out (Visual Basic anyone?)) or give it away (Perl, which sucks horribly except for everything else out there).

He coded the entire back end up in REBOL, and I had to look it up to even figure out what the hell it was. Then I laughed at him for picking the most obscure language in the book.

by Lady Csyde February 2, 2007