Lady Csyde's definitions

TI-83

A device created by Texas Instruments primarily as a productivity sink for math students. Has long since been replaced by models capable of creating even more distraction (like the TI-84 Plus).

It is true that I would never have gotten through college calculus without my TI-83, but seriously -- what did my professor think I was doing with it out in the middle of friggin' July with all the other summer school tards?

by Lady Csyde January 9, 2007

ratchafratch

The most commonly heard profanity in a Yosemite Sam tirade; more or less equivalent to motherfucker, sanitized for children.

That ratchafratchin' rabbit...

by Lady Csyde November 26, 2006

capri pants

Short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the British definition took over). Though formerly unisex, capris are now primarily female in association, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. Which is not to say other women can't wear them; it's just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.

You know, truth be told, up until about fifteen minutes I wouldn't have give her a second look, but damn, she's a Woman Who Looks Good In Capri Pants.

by Lady Csyde August 30, 2007

googlespace

The sum total of everything that can be found by Google. If it's not in Googlespace, you'll never find it.

I just put up a new web page, but it's not in Googlespace yet.

by Lady Csyde August 19, 2007

iced tea

A uniquely American drink that apparently tea drinkers outside the US just don't get. Both refreshing and caffeinated, but be careful what you order -- Southerners like it really, really sweet.

Ah, iced tea. My wirewater of choice.

by Lady Csyde October 14, 2006

escargot

Explicit porn pictures, particularly tight shots of women's crotches. Comes from the term snail trail.

Q: can i send you some porn or blueprints?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?

by Lady Csyde October 6, 2009

bomber

A 22oz bottle of beer (commonly used by microbreweries) or a 1.5 liter bottle of wine (also known as a magnum).

I drank an entire bomber of something called Steel Rail Extra Pale Ale once. By the end of the meal I was listing heavily to the left and serenading my parents with a very weedy rendition of "American Pie".

by Lady Csyde October 25, 2006