Lady Csyde's definitions

Jamaican shower

Hotboxing the bathroom. Infinitely preferable to a golden shower or (*hurk*) a Roman shower.

I wasn't expecting to partake when she invited me over, but fifteen minutes later, there we were in the bathroom having a Jamaican shower.

by Lady Csyde November 20, 2007

Omnicause

A sarcastic term for the belief system of leftists who are unable to pick battles they can win, and who get sulky and bitter when they can’t get support from outside their circles. Turn-ons: Revolution, guillotines, ratfucking liberals. Turnoffs: Allies, pragmatism, anything less than complete victory (but only on their terms).

No, you’re missing the point. I support what you support, but I’m not voting for you because you tie everything into the Omnicause, and you will never get anything done like that.

by Lady Csyde March 3, 2024

the zaps

A bizarre and extremely uncomfortable sensation of constant electric buzzing in the head after discontinuing certain antidepressant drugs. Can be very persistent and may be related to epilepsy.

Lexapro did wonders for me, but then I had to skip a few days between prescription refills... then, the zaps...

by Lady Csyde November 22, 2006

set of ovaries

Something you tell a woman who's acting like a little bitch to strap on a set of, since she probably wouldn't want a set of balls too much. Unless she's a transboi, but that's getting a little too far into it.

I dunno, it just didn't seem right to tell her to "man up", so I told her to strap on a set of ovaries and deal with it like a real woman.

by Lady Csyde December 31, 2006

Brown Line Express

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.

Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.

by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007

black market

Refers to a illegal market; that is, a market in illegal (such as drugs or prostitution) or unregulated (such as cigarettes or prescription drugs) goods and services such that the buyer and seller are both violating the laws of the jurisdiction in which the trade happens.

Did you hear the RatShack manager down the street got arrested for selling black market radar detectors in Connecticut?

by Lady Csyde June 20, 2006

bomber

A 22oz bottle of beer (commonly used by microbreweries) or a 1.5 liter bottle of wine (also known as a magnum).

I drank an entire bomber of something called Steel Rail Extra Pale Ale once. By the end of the meal I was listing heavily to the left and serenading my parents with a very weedy rendition of "American Pie".

by Lady Csyde October 25, 2006