Definitions by Labial Licker

Dickhead

The male version of a cunt. Calling a man a dickhead, however, will not provoke the anger one will see if addressing a female as a cunt.

That dickhead is married to a real cunt.

Dickhead by Labial Licker March 20, 2026

Pussyfoot

A condition requiring the afflicted to wear open - toed shoes.

As soon as my sister is over her case of pussyfoot, she can get back to playing softball.

Pussyfoot by Labial Licker February 24, 2026

Tweeter 

The tiny speaker in one's audio system, not to be confused with some social media douchebag.

I blew the tweeters last night while blasting Led Zeppelin.

Tweeter by Labial Licker April 2, 2021

Malone 

A dying town in upstate New York. Called the Suboxone capital of New York by law enforcement, its main attractions are a decrepit hotel and the Walmart

If she comes from Malone, leave her alone.

Malone by Labial Licker August 20, 2020

Muff Diver 

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

Muff Diver by Labial Licker November 5, 2019