spang

mooch. (pronounced SPANG)

"can i spang a ripper?" (can i mooch a smoke of you?)

by lauren August 31, 2003

Swamp crotch

When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!

"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"

by Lauren May 13, 2005

skeet

To suck dick or to recice skeet from someone

Damn i want some skeet from dat bitch
Damn nigga that bitch give sum good skeet

by Lauren November 30, 2004

Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 15, 2003

cauchetto

A person that is white(caucasian) and thinks that they're ghetto.

Caucasian + Ghetto = Cauchetto.

that 3 dolla cauchetto skank.

by Lauren October 16, 2004

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond involves stimulating the mouth, nipples and penis orally and alternately, usually whilst the ercipient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first taste of a sloppy diamond at the weekend. It must have been good because he came like a train!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003