LaUrA's definitions

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

by Laura January 2, 2005

soccer

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!

Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.

by Laura July 17, 2003

errr nah

From 'My wife & Kids' tv show, the father often says errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nah! means no

Hey dad can i go 2 a party 2 nite?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....rrrrrrrrrrr...rrrr nah!

by laura October 6, 2004

loopy

Adj. describing a state of goofiness usually occurring after a long night of partying or any other activity that provokes sleep deprivation.

I'm so loopy I just can't stop laughing!

by Laura May 26, 2004

Scut

A female who is both a slut and a cunt.

Jill is a scut. She sleeps with multiple men while being engaged to another. She makes everyone she meets angry.

by Laura July 16, 2003

Weirdo Laura

Random obsessive. Stalks anything with a penis.

"Look, there's another Weirdo Laura"

by Laura April 14, 2005

fart nut

When you fart so hard that it wiggles your nuts.

Oh man, you just ripped a fart nut!

by Laura May 13, 2005