portafuck

when you bang in a portajon
Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.
by Luke March 26, 2004
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The Ray Charles

The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.
Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.
by Luke February 18, 2005
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Heatmiser

Formed in Portland, Oregon, USA, Heatmiser are an alternative rock quartet comprising Neil Gust (guitar, vocals), Elliott Smith (vocals), Sam Coomes (bass) and Tony Lash (drums). Much of their early reputation hinged on the group's songwriting flair - Smith's more pop-orientated efforts contrasting nicely with the darker, melancholic detachment of Gust. These qualities were evident on the group's first two albums, Dead Air and Cop And Speeder, both released by Frontier Records.

However, for 1996's Mic City Sons, which was produced by Lash, the emphasis was on creating a more seamless, compulsive record. As Gust told the press: 'We made a conscious effort to do something more complete than what we've done in the past. We're rarely satisfied with anything we do, but since we essentially built our own studio as we went along, we were able to weed out a lot of the problems.' By this time Smith had released his third solo album for Kill City Records, building an audience almost as large as Heatmiser's.
Elliott Smith, Neil Gust, Tony Lash, Sam Coomes
by Luke January 12, 2005
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Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.
Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"
by Luke August 30, 2007
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gundersun

by luke August 30, 2003
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nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.
"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"
by Luke February 02, 2005
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bacon rozzer

is a type of crisp such as the well known and widely oved razzels. Have a bacon appearence and taste and are made to look like bacon
by luke May 04, 2004
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