Cum Gas

(n). 1. The often small but potent, oily like fart that you pass durring an intense orgasm.

1. "Austin, your Cum Gas smells so nasty, if that wasnt the best fuck i've ever had, i would punch you in the face."

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

Urban Dick-Tug

(v.) The act of pulling on your small "All Cap" penis while adding a word to the website urbandictionary.com

1. OMG yea my keyboard is all sticky from doing an Urban Dick-Tug last night after i was done fucking Borums mom in her loose foul disease infested pussy.

by LS returns(tiny) January 22, 2009

Sluty Cock Whore

(n). 1.This is a female who cannot stick to whoring on just a few cocks but goes all out and puts out adds on TV for free rim jobs.

2.All three of you reading this Hinojosa, Shupe, Hammond and Chaffin. Look at me and know that my penis is far superior to yours you sluty cock whores

1. "God Damn Borums mom was such a sluty cock whore i heard that thirty two people were at her house last night getting dome."

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

Jew-Job

(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.

1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

Stinky Paki

(n). 1. One of the Three that I stare at daily. Often very friendly and willing to interrupt any conversation with irrelivant talk of nonesense that I filter into "DIRKA DIRKA DIRK." The term Stinky comes from their lack of a "speed stick" and their refusal to buy one. Generally i would love to pee on a Stinky Paki.

1." Omg why does the Stinky Paki have to sit right in front of the Classroom door?"

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

Lodium Scrote-Fold

(v). 1. The act of jerking-off onto your own nut-sack and letting it drip into the mouth or anus of your partner (male or female).

1. "OMG jennifer, i cant belive you let me Lodium Scrote-Fold your ass last night your such a whore!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.

1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009