LORD MASHIE's definitions

St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.

St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.

by LORD MASHIE May 31, 2018

Molto Yuma

The state of being extremely sad about something at any given time

My friend looked molto Yuma today after getting a C in Maths.

by LORD MASHIE June 4, 2018

Zhao Lijian

A professional internet troll disguised as a spokesman for the Chinese foreign ministry.

Oh mate, Zhao Lijian really baited Scomo with that tweet hey.

by LORD MASHIE December 4, 2020

Groovin' The Moo

GTM is the best music festival for wreaking havoc by attracting thots from all around Australia. It'll make shithole Aussie cities even shittier by temporarily infesting them with these thot hordes from around the country, devastating their local populations.
Usually, it is not okay to feel sympathy towards Townsville (nor is it a possibility), but this case is a lucky exception.

Keen for GTM (Groovin' The Moo) 2019!
> BE GONE THOT

by LORD MASHIE February 2, 2019

Unit circle

Your best friend in Math B; A dank circle used for trigonometric functions'n'shit.

Always refer to the unit circle!

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2019

St Andrew's Catholic College

The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.

Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

The Grass is Greener

A shitty music festival held in Cairns and the Gold Coast. Each year, this festival converts its respective venues into moshpits infested with teens in thot outfits, simps and druggos.
Not all attendees are one of the above labels, but all thots, simps and druggos are attendees.

Usually shortened to 'Grass' or 'TGIG.'

What did you do on the weekend?
>I went to Grass (The Grass is Greener)
EW

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020