Zhao Lijian

A professional internet troll disguised as a spokesman for the Chinese foreign ministry.
Oh mate, Zhao Lijian really baited Scomo with that tweet hey.
by LORD MASHIE December 04, 2020
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St Andrew's Catholic College

The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.
Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?
by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021
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Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.
Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.
by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021
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Molto Yuma

The state of being extremely sad about something at any given time
My friend looked molto Yuma today after getting a C in Maths.
by LORD MASHIE June 04, 2018
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St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.
St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.
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The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.
Trinity Bay State High School is Education Queensland's soft underbelly.
by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020
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Groovin' The Moo

GTM is the best music festival for wreaking havoc by attracting thots from all around Australia. It'll make shithole Aussie cities even shittier by temporarily infesting them with these thot hordes from around the country, devastating their local populations.
Usually, it is not okay to feel sympathy towards Townsville (nor is it a possibility), but this case is a lucky exception.
Keen for GTM (Groovin' The Moo) 2019!
> BE GONE THOT
by LORD MASHIE February 02, 2019
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