LORD MASHIE's definitions

Gordonvale State High School

A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.

What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2019

The Grass is Greener

A shitty music festival held in Cairns and the Gold Coast. Each year, this festival converts its respective venues into moshpits infested with teens in thot outfits, simps and druggos.
Not all attendees are one of the above labels, but all thots, simps and druggos are attendees.

Usually shortened to 'Grass' or 'TGIG.'

What did you do on the weekend?
>I went to Grass (The Grass is Greener)
EW

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020

Woree State High School

A juvenile detention centre

Oh yeah this kid got expelled from Tbay and got sent to Woree State High School

by LORD MASHIE January 29, 2019

St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.

St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.

by LORD MASHIE May 31, 2018

Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

Molto Yuma

The state of being extremely sad about something at any given time

My friend looked molto Yuma today after getting a C in Maths.

by LORD MASHIE June 4, 2018

Zhao Lijian

A professional internet troll disguised as a spokesman for the Chinese foreign ministry.

Oh mate, Zhao Lijian really baited Scomo with that tweet hey.

by LORD MASHIE December 4, 2020