Definitions by LORD MASHIE

St Andrew's Catholic College

The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.

Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?

St Andrew's Catholic College by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

Cairns State High School 

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

Cairns State High School by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

Zhao Lijian 

A professional internet troll disguised as a spokesman for the Chinese foreign ministry.

Oh mate, Zhao Lijian really baited Scomo with that tweet hey.

Zhao Lijian by LORD MASHIE December 4, 2020

Trinity Bay State High School 

The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.

Trinity Bay State High School is Education Queensland's soft underbelly.

Trinity Bay State High School by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020

The Grass is Greener 

A shitty music festival held in Cairns and the Gold Coast. Each year, this festival converts its respective venues into moshpits infested with teens in thot outfits, simps and druggos.
Not all attendees are one of the above labels, but all thots, simps and druggos are attendees.

Usually shortened to 'Grass' or 'TGIG.'

What did you do on the weekend?
>I went to Grass (The Grass is Greener)
EW

The Grass is Greener by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020

Groovin' The Moo 

GTM is the best music festival for wreaking havoc by attracting thots from all around Australia. It'll make shithole Aussie cities even shittier by temporarily infesting them with these thot hordes from around the country, devastating their local populations.
Usually, it is not okay to feel sympathy towards Townsville (nor is it a possibility), but this case is a lucky exception.

Keen for GTM (Groovin' The Moo) 2019!
> BE GONE THOT

Groovin' The Moo by LORD MASHIE February 2, 2019

Unit circle

Your best friend in Math B; A dank circle used for trigonometric functions'n'shit.

Always refer to the unit circle!

Unit circle by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2019