LORD MASHIE's definitions

St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.

St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.

by LORD MASHIE May 31, 2018

Woree State High School

A juvenile detention centre

Oh yeah this kid got expelled from Tbay and got sent to Woree State High School

by LORD MASHIE January 29, 2019

Gordonvale State High School

A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.

What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2019

Zhao Lijian

A professional internet troll disguised as a spokesman for the Chinese foreign ministry.

Oh mate, Zhao Lijian really baited Scomo with that tweet hey.

by LORD MASHIE December 4, 2020

Molto Yuma

The state of being extremely sad about something at any given time

My friend looked molto Yuma today after getting a C in Maths.

by LORD MASHIE June 4, 2018

Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

Groovin' The Moo

GTM is the best music festival for wreaking havoc by attracting thots from all around Australia. It'll make shithole Aussie cities even shittier by temporarily infesting them with these thot hordes from around the country, devastating their local populations.
Usually, it is not okay to feel sympathy towards Townsville (nor is it a possibility), but this case is a lucky exception.

Keen for GTM (Groovin' The Moo) 2019!
> BE GONE THOT

by LORD MASHIE February 2, 2019