seduction

The way of which Ben James' package dangles, making all girls wet, and all men hard.
"Shit, that guy's seduction has turned me into a quivering whore for a jab from his pork-sword!"
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003
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conch

A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.
"Sucks to your conch - Piggy and I are in love."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
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robot

Automaton of which is born of metal, fire, and rock-n-roll power; Bent on crushing all hu-mans; Thirsts for delicious Oi-l!
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003
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cooter juice

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.
"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003
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wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired
Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003
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fiend

One of who's actions are fiendish in nature; A malevolent person; American reporters.
If it bleeds, it leads.So, more "terror" stories at 11. CNN, warmongering fiend network.
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003
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dirt pig

1. Dirty, obese girls with tight, stretchy pants and shirt fetishes. Exposed rolls of fat and odd tampon string indent, providing the illusion of a "curly pig tail."
1. "Sick! She's a real dirt pig, all right. Fuck."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
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