orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

ROTFCAOMPBWYSIHAIAFRWUA

Longest net slang ever

Rolling OnTheFloorCummingAllOverMyPantsBecauseWhatYouSaidIsHilariousAndI'mAFuckingRetardWhoUsesAbbreviations

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

dirt pig

1. Dirty, obese girls with tight, stretchy pants and shirt fetishes. Exposed rolls of fat and odd tampon string indent, providing the illusion of a "curly pig tail."

1. "Sick! She's a real dirt pig, all right. Fuck."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Masturbation

"Practise sex"

If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

fiend

One of who's actions are fiendish in nature; A malevolent person; American reporters.

If it bleeds, it leads.So, more "terror" stories at 11. CNN, warmongering fiend network.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

scabby tabby

The MOST razor burnt, hairy (in patches or all over), sickly vagina in the world.

They say that hooker, Miss Kitty, has one scabby tabby - GROSS.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

crypt

1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'

1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003