Definitions by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD

Wicca 

1. Pretend teenage religion; Sold to the masses as a remedy for teen angst.
2. Most effective way to "come out of the closet" without actually doing so.

1. Use candle magic wicca to date the captain of the football team, no matter your gender.
2. "There's a lot of candles and fairy doors in your room... Oh my god: you're Wiccan, aren't you?"

Wicca by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD June 16, 2006

conch 

A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.

"Sucks to your conch - Piggy and I are in love."

conch by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Goose 

1. The late friend of 'Maverick.'
2. One who takes well to 'Great Balls of Fire.'

1. "Goose! Pull out! GOOOSEEE!"
2. "You shake my nerves, and rattle my brain..." - Goose

Goose by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

dirt pig 

1. Dirty, obese girls with tight, stretchy pants and shirt fetishes. Exposed rolls of fat and odd tampon string indent, providing the illusion of a "curly pig tail."

1. "Sick! She's a real dirt pig, all right. Fuck."

dirt pig by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

danger fuck 

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

danger fuck by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

zzzap 

Discharge sound belonging to the world's most gay laser gun.

"Zzzap! You're sooooo dead!!!"

zzzap by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

orange 

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

orange by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003