LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD's definitions

Wicca

1. Pretend teenage religion; Sold to the masses as a remedy for teen angst.
2. Most effective way to "come out of the closet" without actually doing so.

1. Use candle magic wicca to date the captain of the football team, no matter your gender.
2. "There's a lot of candles and fairy doors in your room... Oh my god: you're Wiccan, aren't you?"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD June 16, 2006

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

jungle juice

A beverage consisting of several crushed-up T3 pills which have been extracted in various temperature degrees of water to produce a fine nectar of the God's.

Shit! This guy is invincible! He must be on jungle juice!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

power dump

Bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; Aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; Known to rattle the pipes as it's flushed.

It hurts so bad to hold this in. I just know it'll be a power dump!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

classical

Apidemy of well made music; Opposite of corporate, thrown together, modern sales pop-music; Fine Art for the ears.

"Classical; Classic; Classic great music."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

ghoul

Foul being of legend which robs graves and feeds upon corpses.

That hungry hobo is a real ghoul - he'll eat anything!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003