Definitions by LMFMC FUCKER

Tool 

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

Tool by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Australian Pelican 

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.

Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!

Australian Pelican by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Rat Sniff 

To sniff a males genitalia. Starting at the pubes(body of rat, as in the fur) then sniff the penis(this being the tail of the rat).

Guy 1: Dude guess what!!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: I just paid Earl $50 to give me a rat sniff!!!

Rat Sniff by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

White Willy Whacking 

When 2 or more guys have a sword fight with their penis'!

Those guys over there were just white willy whacking!!!

White Willy Whacking by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Dildo Hoppers 

When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.

I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!

Dildo Hoppers by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Mc Douche n hump 

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

Mc Douche n hump by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

Ass Crack Lane 

When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.

Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!

Ass Crack Lane by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009