LMFMC FUCKER's definitions

Prime Pickles

When something is pro, awesome, prime!

Guy 1: dude did you see that new movie?
Guy 2: Yeah dude it was PRIME PICKLES!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

Ass Burger

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!

Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Ostrich Orgy

An orgy in which you bury your face in the ass of other participants(like a ostrich buries it head in sand)

Dude i got invited to this ostrich orgy!
did you go?
no those things are sick!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)

DUDE WHAT A JUMPING JEW BAG!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

3 piece grab bag

In short it is a package(penis and testicles, 3 parts, hence 3 piece)

I have a 3 piece grab bag

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Tool

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Rat Sniff

To sniff a males genitalia. Starting at the pubes(body of rat, as in the fur) then sniff the penis(this being the tail of the rat).

Guy 1: Dude guess what!!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: I just paid Earl $50 to give me a rat sniff!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009