23 definitions by LMFMC FUCKER

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!
Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 9, 2009
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Note: sarcasm is used in the example
Wyatt: The GRCCS boys won zones!
Eric: Yeah Wyatt and i saw a saskquatch
Stephan: Yeah and Cheerleading is a sport!!
by LMFMC FUCKER December 8, 2009
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When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!
Dude i was screwing this chick and she was a venus pie trap!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 9, 2009
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When someone gets mad at you for liking a certian band or song or genre of music because they liked it first, or because you dont dress a certian way, this is considered to be pulling a gabe!
Matt: Bring me the horizon is a good band!!
Gabe: OMG YOU CANT LIKE THEM!!! YOU DONT DRESS LIKE THAT!!
Jon and Stephan: Way to pull a gabe
by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
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A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!
Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat
by LMFMC FUCKER June 9, 2009
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When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache
Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia
by LMFMC FUCKER June 9, 2009
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