Venus Pie Trap

When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!

Dude i was screwing this chick and she was a venus pie trap!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 08, 2009

Prime Pickles

When something is pro, awesome, prime!

Guy 1: dude did you see that new movie?
Guy 2: Yeah dude it was PRIME PICKLES!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 07, 2009

Teter Twat

A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!

Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Black Belly Bash

When fat black chicks have a dance off!

Dude theres a Black belly bash going down, over there!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Mc Douche n hump

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

by LMFMC FUCKER June 07, 2009

Tool

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 08, 2009