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simon

Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!
by Lilparkczar December 20, 2007
mugGet the simonmug.

Choke

What the New York Mets are really good at doing despite their delusional fans thinking Johan Santana would make a bit of difference on a flat-out bad team
Collapse: The Sequel has begun and the Mutts will eventually choke! FUCK THE METS!! LETS GO PHILLIES!!!!
by Lilparkczar October 31, 2008
mugGet the Chokemug.

jap anus relations

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations
Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200
by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007
mugGet the jap anus relationsmug.

Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown

One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
by Lilparkczar January 7, 2008
mugGet the Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clownmug.

wind chimes

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument
It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument
by LIlparkczar June 23, 2008
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sabre

Trebek: Popeye is this sort of man
connery buzzes in
Sean Connery. And remember these are words that begin with the letter s, not swords.
Connery:...Sabre!
Trebek: No
Connery: It began with a bloody S!
by Lilparkczar December 8, 2007
mugGet the sabremug.

therapists

A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists
Connery: Let's try the rapists for 200
Trebek: Thats therapists mr. connery
by Lilparkczar December 8, 2007
mugGet the therapistsmug.

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