Definitions by LAUREN

weed wedgie 

what you get when you are super paranoid and carry your weed in your underpants for a week.

"ahahahaha lulu has a weed wedgie."

weed wedgie by lauren August 30, 2003

one hitter quitter

a person who fakes like a stoner but takes one hit (of a joint) and then says how high they are and won't smoke any more

"oh jon's just a one hitter quitter- don't smoke with him"

one hitter quitter by lauren August 30, 2003

girt 

leave quickly out of necessity

"i saw the cops so i was like, hey man, let's girt!"

girt by lauren August 30, 2003

sneakers 

tennis shoes

"my sneakers are so beat up i can't remember what color they were when i bought them"

sneakers by lauren August 30, 2003

A.B.C.D. 

above and beyond the call of duty

"move it bitches! i expect you all to be preforming A.B.C.D.!"

A.B.C.D. by lauren August 30, 2003

Biffer 

an ugly whore

"monica is a biffer"

Biffer by lauren August 30, 2003

mermfum-bermfum 

kind of like "...blahblahblah..." if part of a sentence or story isn't important

"she was like, "look i have to tell you something mermfum-bermfum i think you're a total bitch""

mermfum-bermfum by lauren August 30, 2003