LARRY's definitions

go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!

by Larry July 29, 2004

kickz

shoes, sneakers

new jordans? i love those kickz

by larry January 1, 2004

Hot Curt

similar to the Hot Carl... except the dung is very runny from the amount of alcohol consumed the night before

Oh man....that was hilarious when you gave that girl the Hot Curt!! It was going all over the place.

by Larry May 13, 2004

FACE

A FACE is a generic word that is used as an ultimate insult. You can be a:
Fuck FACE
Shit FACE
Dick FACE
Cunt Face
Ass Face, etc.

If you call someone a face you are simplifying all other insults into one. The word is also used in an alternate form for when someones mood switches without warning from nice to evil.

My Ex-wife is a FACE!

Why the fuck you being a FACE all of a sudden?

Man I hate that dude, he's such a FACE!

by Larry June 9, 2008

dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 13, 2004

chop

someone that is portugese. A word that is sometimes used by portugese people to describe themselves or can be used as racial slur.

You stupid fucken chop.
Yo Larry we chops for life

by larry April 16, 2005

threesh

50% more than a douche

My boss is such a threesh!

by Larry May 10, 2004