L.MARTIN's definitions

DIAMOND COMMERCIAL

When a man does something stupid a/o embarrasing a/o frivolous
for the "LOVE" of a woman.

OIL TRADER:..."So we're walking through the park...and we drop a blanket on the grass at the amphitheater...and as I
poured wine for us,I had JEFFREY OSBOURNE come out on stage and sing LOVE BALLAD...at which point I presented her with a 4ct. rock.-and a proposal.Cool,yeah?"

ARMS DEALER:"That is so fucking DIAMOND COMMERCIAL.Don't repeat it to anyone else.Congratulations."

by L.MARTIN December 5, 2005

PINK SWEATER

Someone who lacks authority or power.When giving orders...or leading people...those you lead are more likely to follow if they respect your ability & competence.Otherwise-you might just as well be wearing something pink.

PROJECT MANAGER:"The schedule has us pouring the foundation tomorrow.Let's get 'er done!"

CONSTRUCTION WORKER:"Has this guy ever ever poured more than a cup of coffee? We're not even done tying the steel."

FOREMAN:"I'll deal with it.He's the Architects' nephew.Tryin' to get some work experience."

WORKER:"Oh great.The arky sends a PINK SWEATER out here to
bark orders.Send his ass to Starbuks."

by L.MARTIN November 17, 2005

REVERSE MAIL-ORDER

A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.

BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."

BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)

by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005

INTERNET DATING REALITY

While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."

by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006

SUNTIN'

Old school southern ebonics.
How country folks say the word "something".

"Now Junior,you gots ta' do SUNTIN'.You
gon' get a job...or you gon'go to school...but you cain't sit around an' do NUTTIN'.You gots ta' do SUNTIN'."

by L.MARTIN September 7, 2005

BLINGSHEVIK

A newly wealthy Russian.

Roman Abramovich finds that his 377ft. yacht Pelorus is a tad cozy.In true BLINGSHEVIK fashion he orders a roomier 500footer.

by L.MARTIN June 11, 2008

3B

3B:(BLACK on BLACK BLINDNESS)
A CONDITION USUALLY SUFFERED BY LEFT LEANING BLACK INTELLIGENTSIA...CHARACTERIZED BY A COMPLETE BLIND EYE TURNED TO THE SOMETIMES GENOCIDAL ILL WILL OF BLACK PEOPLE TOWARD OTHER BLACK PEOPLE(RWANDA)...OR NON-WHITE DARK SKINNED PEOPLE TOWARD PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT.(SUDAN)IN THE MIND OF THIS PERSON THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A WHITE VILLAIN TO POINT A FINGER AT.PITY.

"MISS 3B LAW STUDENT OVER THERE KEEPS TRYING TO BLAME HAITIS' PROBLEMS ON U.S. MEDDLING.LAST MONTH SHE WAS BLAMING IT ON U.S. INDIFFERENCE".

by L.MARTIN September 16, 2005