L's definitions

whining

This is what people frequently accuse each other of on the internet to make themselves look dominant, manly, or grown up, due to the fact that they don't actually feel this way in real life. The tactic frequently backfires, however, when the accuser displays his lack of basic grammar skills or lack of knowledge of the caps lock key.

Forum guy 1: Damn, my favorite team lost. Oh well.

Forum guy 2: OH, WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SNIF... SNIFF... QUIT WHINING YOU FUKING CRIBABEY! BOOHOO!!!!! WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE WAAAHHH!!

by L August 9, 2007

tech money

one who spends much money by way of the credit card.

Tech-money bought himself 4 pair of shoes, a new car audio system, and a new pair of pants for somebody elses girl last weekend. damn.

by L March 1, 2005

haufin

East of Scotland.

Means excessively ugly.

"You're pure haufin', pal!"

by l October 20, 2004

self defense

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.

Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!

by L August 14, 2007

smizmar

Your soul mate; Your one true love.

"I love you, my smizmar."

by L December 3, 2003

pomo

post modern: being wierd for the sake of being wierd

this chair is po-mo

Comment submitted with request to delete: The meaning of being "wierd" trying to be extra wierd is
hopelessly vague. It does not suit the original meanings
of this new term that are already well current in loose
modern English. The term as given in disputed usage would
be a hypernym of a word{can't think of one current} such
as "Ultra" in special use in French politics after restor-
ation of Monarchy, early 18th century. It is a little too
hyper, in my opinion.
Truly Yours,

by l January 3, 2004

kerrigan

a popular bitch that no one likes but the people the hang out with her! is usually fat with brown hair and wears contacts the make her look sluttish. she think she is kool and will not hang out with some one that is less popular then her! aka a huge sluttish bitchy female that has not life!

trina:look at kerrigan she is such a slut
kelly: i know look at her short shorts they show all of her underwear!

by l March 21, 2009