L's definitions

The Philadelphia Eagels

The misspelling of an NFL team by somebody who accuses "Eagles" fans of being rednecks and retards, and needs to buy a mirror... and a dictionary.

The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.

by L August 9, 2007

perver

(n) 1) A person with a soiled, unholy mind.
2) A friend of Casey's who is particularly dirty-minded.
3) A supporter of Uchiha incest, particularly Itachi x Sasuke.
4) Laura.
var: adj: perverish adv: perverly
(derived from the English "pervert" by Casey, who needs to work on her typing skills.)

Laura is a perver for joining the Uchihacest Fanclub.

by L May 23, 2004

Oh, Shit!

A game played on road trips. The passengers in the back seat attempt to squish each other by pretending to react to g-forces when the car travels around a curve. For example, when the car turns right, the players lean left, squishing the passenger on the driver's side.

On our drive to Reno, we played Oh, Shit! so much that CB bruised a rib and lost his hat.

by L January 16, 2005

self defense

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.

Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!

by L August 14, 2007

Basking Ridge

A bubble, completely unaccepting (If you are looking for diversity, it's only found in small apartments over the center of Bernardsville) and competely high (Only weed, if you are looking for cocaine, relocate to Bernardsville). Gossip-filled and posh, a place where neighbors are nosey and fake. If a resident does not belong to and actively attend a religious denomination, they will be burried alive. Most residents have resided in this bubble before the Hills were erected. The Hills are not a part of Basking Ridge.

I was driving my mercedes from the Hills to Basking Ridge and when I stopped to hit a blunt, my Pastor saw me.

by L February 7, 2005

Sangwich

Made of by students.

A more fun word for sex.

by L November 19, 2004

getting popcorn

Code word for urinating. Commonly used while on a date or in any other social setting.

Originated in a movie theater.

Damn, after I drank that big soda, I need to get some popcorn.

by L January 16, 2005