by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 28, 2013
having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.
Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"
Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.
After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"
Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.
After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008
The opposite of gaslighting.
Instead of a malevolent person trying to convince someone that their valid perspective is irrational,
an irrational person tries to accuse an innocent person of malevolence.
Instead of a malevolent person trying to convince someone that their valid perspective is irrational,
an irrational person tries to accuse an innocent person of malevolence.
I've never cheated on my partner and never would,
but she keeps insisting there's something bad going on.
I cannot stop her from lightgassing me.
but she keeps insisting there's something bad going on.
I cannot stop her from lightgassing me.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 13, 2025
A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.
I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010
Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:
1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.
2. the typical smash and grab.
3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.
4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.
5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).
6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.
1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.
2. the typical smash and grab.
3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.
4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.
5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).
6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.
When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 21, 2008
An incident which involves multiple frapists attacking a single Facebook account simultaneously. Gang frapes most notoriously occur when a 4chan user posts an announcement on /b/ that they have hacked the Facebook account of some person (most often a female) for whom they feel some form of displeasure.
The person posting will also encourage other users to join in on the attack, which inevitably leads to n00bs with un-stealthy tactics ruining the lulz for everyone by making it too obvious to casual observers what is actually happening. This is why gang frapes are innately fraught with fail.
A proper frape is carried out by an individual rather than a group, so that a more surgical (and therefore lulzy) strike can take place.
The person posting will also encourage other users to join in on the attack, which inevitably leads to n00bs with un-stealthy tactics ruining the lulz for everyone by making it too obvious to casual observers what is actually happening. This is why gang frapes are innately fraught with fail.
A proper frape is carried out by an individual rather than a group, so that a more surgical (and therefore lulzy) strike can take place.
My mom announced on her FB that she was thinking about becoming a back ally abortionist in her spare time, but when I saw all the comments telling her to do it faggot, I realized that a gang frape was taking place
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 04, 2010
A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019