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A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019
Get the Russian Roomba mug.When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019
Get the cheato diet mug.Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019
Get the The Booty Cooties mug.Paper food is an alternate term for fast food.
If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.
If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.
The Mango Mussolini seems as clueless as one can be about fine cuisine, as he is known to eat steak with ketchup and proudly consumes paper food on a regular basis.
Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.
Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 5, 2017
Get the paper food mug.People complain a lot about political censorship on Twitter, but at least they still allow women to post pics of their fried butterfly.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 12, 2020
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Get the tucking my shirt in mug.An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.
Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.
Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.
Person A
Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)
Isn't that FUNNY?
Person B
That's not true,
Person A
don't Snopes me, bro!
Person B
(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)
Isn't that FUNNY?
Person B
That's not true,
Person A
don't Snopes me, bro!
Person B
(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013
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