Lârry Dângüs, esq.'s definitions
An alternate term for resin; specifically, the resin left behind on smoking paraphernalia as a by-product of cannabinoid consumption.
In desperate times, Dangus often found himself smoking poor man's hash off of old pipe screens as ghetto wind chimes rang out in the distance, a sure sign that cracktivities were transpiring on the stinking streets of Memphis.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 14, 2010
Get the poor man's hashmug. by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020
Get the tucking my shirt inmug. by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 7, 2025
Get the Larry'dmug. A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.
I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010
Get the spousal eunuchmug. The act of defecation.
Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.
Feels good man.
This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.
Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.
Feels good man.
This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.
After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 3, 2010
Get the paint the town brownmug. An incident which involves multiple frapists attacking a single Facebook account simultaneously. Gang frapes most notoriously occur when a 4chan user posts an announcement on /b/ that they have hacked the Facebook account of some person (most often a female) for whom they feel some form of displeasure.
The person posting will also encourage other users to join in on the attack, which inevitably leads to n00bs with un-stealthy tactics ruining the lulz for everyone by making it too obvious to casual observers what is actually happening. This is why gang frapes are innately fraught with fail.
A proper frape is carried out by an individual rather than a group, so that a more surgical (and therefore lulzy) strike can take place.
The person posting will also encourage other users to join in on the attack, which inevitably leads to n00bs with un-stealthy tactics ruining the lulz for everyone by making it too obvious to casual observers what is actually happening. This is why gang frapes are innately fraught with fail.
A proper frape is carried out by an individual rather than a group, so that a more surgical (and therefore lulzy) strike can take place.
My mom announced on her FB that she was thinking about becoming a back ally abortionist in her spare time, but when I saw all the comments telling her to do it faggot, I realized that a gang frape was taking place
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 4, 2010
Get the gang frapemug. The act of explaining the meaning of the word meme to a person who does not understand it. Most people incorrectly believe that a meme is a picture with words added on top of it. This is actually an image macro. While some image macros are also memes, not all memes are image macros. The preceding three sentences are an example of memesplaining.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2016
Get the memesplainingmug.