Kyle de Jong's definitions

Portley

a) Someone who is more round, than fat.
b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.

a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.

b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!

by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005

O Canada

The Canadian National Anthem

O Canada, our home and native land...

by Kyle de Jong October 2, 2005

judge rules?

Something that is used to end an argument. the 'judge' is a third party outside of the argument.

larry: No way, Larry's way more portley than Johnny!
Sandy: You're stupid
larry/sandy: judge rules?
fredy: Larry's fatter.

by Kyle de Jong September 28, 2005

poutine

A french Canadian dish. French fries covered with gravy and cured cheese. The word poutine mean's "messy" in French.
Also, among one of the top meal's in any portley man/women's diet.

I can't move because of all the poutine i've eaten.

by Kyle de Jong October 2, 2005

give'r

A philosophy used by many small town Canadian kid's, orginating from the movie Fubar. Usually used as a verb to express what you're going to do in a given evening. When you do "give'r", thing's can get rough.

Mike: plan B is we're just going to Give'r

Kyle: Just Give'r

(Shotgun beer...now)

by Kyle de Jong October 2, 2005

Cut Lunch

Something that is said after farting

ahh... Cut Lunch....

by Kyle de Jong October 2, 2005

cusco

City in Peru. Used to be the capital of the Inca Empire.

Cusco's mad wack, yo.

by Kyle de Jong October 3, 2005