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Pronounciation: You can't pernounce it, just say out the sequence character by character as fast as you can.

A state of chomedy in which the individual begins to slur out random, and incoherent streams of letters and numbers as means of trying to express how they feel. First slurred by Rizzo in his basement while watching The Tape. Also, more i's usually get added at the end depending on the moment at which it is uttered.
Rizzo is watching Harold and Kumor, specifically, the part where Harold is being chased by a large group of hungry cheeseburgers.

Rizzo: Waaah!!! I'm a comiiiiiiing!! Waaah! Tij161spki!!!!
by Kyle Ligenza March 2, 2008
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A VHS tape which consists of poorly taped, and edited scenes from movies, and television randomly inserted, repeated, and paused, created by Rizzo in his basement. Poorly taped, as it may be, it still provides hours of entertainment. Mainly the content on the tape can be classified as chomedy, only two are in existance, and soon we fear that they will become extinct.
1. You're watching 15 pure minutes of Benny from Total Recall. It's the tape.
2. Schwarzenegger keeps kicking down a door whilst DeVito tries to stop him "Aw no!" The tape!
3. Out of no where Hulk Hogan is in a big rig smashing through an ambulance! The Tape.
4. What're you gonna do with those pies boys?
5. A bunch of random heads explode.
6. Oh baby take me to heaven! Your request is my demand! AW NO!!!
7. Kurt Russel keeps saying "Wang!"
by Kyle Ligenza March 2, 2008
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A word used to express sheer excitement for an event that often centers around something that is found to be chomedy. This word is always shouted, and the closing cabbage is always elongated.
Chris is driving by in his jeep, and he sees a man chasing after a squirrel that has the man's sandwich in its mouth. Chris unrolls his jeep window to yell Skunk Cabbage at the man and the squirrel.

Chris: SKUNK CABAAAAAAAAGE!!
by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008
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Abbreviated form of the word chomedy.
Caleb: Hey Kyle, my five shih-tzu's just crapped all over the kitchen floor when Total Recall came on the TV!
Kyle: Really? That's Chom.
by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008
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An event that occurs in which something is SO FUNNY that it surpasses the rules and regulations of comedy, and becomes CHOMEDY. Often times, when something chomical happens, the person witnessing the event will scream, flail their arms, kick their legs, jump, throw something, or a combination of the 5 because it's the only thing that they can think to do to express how they feel. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the unnoficial King of Chomedy.
Verbal example.

Mitchell: Hey Kyle you gotta get over here, Rizzo's in the backyard rubbing mud all over himself and he's shouting "COME ON!!! COME ON!!! KILL ME I'M HERE KILL ME!!!"
Kyle: Are you serious? (Screams, and throws phone) That's Chomedy!
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The act, or process of becoming rediculously pumped up over anything relating to Sylvester Stallone's John Rambo.
Tony: Hey Kyle, you excited for Rambo?
Kyle: Are you kidding me? I watched First Blood, First Blood Part two, and Rambo three last night in preparation, i'm experiencing some serious Cystic Rambosis!
by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008
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