Definitions by Kyle 230
Asperger Syndrome
A great way to patronize high school kids that are not part of the "cool clique" or the standards of a socially normal teenager or kid, which means the kid is the star quarterback of the football team or not dating the hot cheerleaders. Usually these people will do very well in the adult world and they will get pretty good paying jobs, but the school system found another reason to add more money to the special ed program to create jobs for people that should be working at McDonalds helping these kids "act cool", which could be learned by a few ass kicking by the popular gang.
Usually kids are labeled with Asperger Syndrome...think typical nerd or dork, paces around, thinks about something besides sex but masturbates and wishes he could get sex, maybe obsessing on something not cool, watches Spongebob (there is something about Asperger Syndrome and Spongebob, or any socially inept kid), using correct English and not street slang, but made even more dorky with a disability. There is a dime of dozen of these kids and that actually adds diversity to high school or middle school. We need kids that are socially inept and can't get the chicks. Propaganda for discrimination and makes the popular group more snotty and the teachers that suck up to the popular group.
Usually kids are labeled with Asperger Syndrome...think typical nerd or dork, paces around, thinks about something besides sex but masturbates and wishes he could get sex, maybe obsessing on something not cool, watches Spongebob (there is something about Asperger Syndrome and Spongebob, or any socially inept kid), using correct English and not street slang, but made even more dorky with a disability. There is a dime of dozen of these kids and that actually adds diversity to high school or middle school. We need kids that are socially inept and can't get the chicks. Propaganda for discrimination and makes the popular group more snotty and the teachers that suck up to the popular group.
Joe discusses Pokemon non-stop and watches Spongebob, but can't get laid with Brittany...he must has Asperger Syndrome.
Asperger Syndrome by Kyle 230 January 19, 2010
Sarah Palin
A crappy presidential candidate that will be as destructive as Obama and Bush combined, even worst. Sarah Palin wants ethics reforms, which means we will be stuck in the dark ages of the afraid of getting nuked by Russians early 1950s with conservative values. We will be taught exclusively creationism and the Sun revolved around the Earth and Latin should be taught in schools. Any modern Rennaissance, industrial, and technological revolution thing will be scrapped. She will also probably censor the shit out of the TV and the internet, so sites such as Urban Dictionary will not exist because of it's immoral sexual va
She will drill for oil...good, but it might not give a right for these annoying varmits to live, but it might make the gas prices down to 89 cents a gallon. Nice. With her major belief in religion, she will think that the Russians are trying to merge with Iran and that crap and we need some more troops, which is wasteful spending on blowing up shit when you feel like it. She will think Solomons temple willl have the be rebuilt and we will be screwed.
She will drill for oil...good, but it might not give a right for these annoying varmits to live, but it might make the gas prices down to 89 cents a gallon. Nice. With her major belief in religion, she will think that the Russians are trying to merge with Iran and that crap and we need some more troops, which is wasteful spending on blowing up shit when you feel like it. She will think Solomons temple willl have the be rebuilt and we will be screwed.
Sarah Palin by Kyle 230 January 19, 2010
teenager
A kid who is in high school. Some of them act pretty mature for their age and have adult like values, while others are immature little twats that think they know everything and basically still sitting in front of Spongebob.
There are two types of teenagers:
The civilized teenager: Usually dresses in Wal Mart or department store clothes like Hollister or Aero, listens to music off the radio, watches TV like adults, is in sports or other activities, pretty bright,has a job, dates for the occaison, has some type of religion in them or part of youth group, college bound, on Facebook, gets good grades and pretty much has head screwed on.
The rebellious teenager:
Doesn't like the gooey junk that civilized teenagers like, gets in to drugs, drinking, porn, usually shops at Hot Topics, involved in gangs, raps or is in a band, wears god awful goddy looking clothes, likes action movies and anime, generally doesn't gets good grades, has been to concerts and not the Lil Wayne-Rihanna concert or Taylor Swift, works to stay out of trouble, been in jail, reckless driver, starts fights and arguments, opinionated.
The immature ones: These dorky kids that are not in any activities, waste their time playing videos games and watching Spongebob, likes doing random stupid stuff,not afraid to express opinion, doesn't wash and loves DRESS UP DAYs to fit in. Spends a lot of time on the TV as mentioned.
There are two types of teenagers:
The civilized teenager: Usually dresses in Wal Mart or department store clothes like Hollister or Aero, listens to music off the radio, watches TV like adults, is in sports or other activities, pretty bright,has a job, dates for the occaison, has some type of religion in them or part of youth group, college bound, on Facebook, gets good grades and pretty much has head screwed on.
The rebellious teenager:
Doesn't like the gooey junk that civilized teenagers like, gets in to drugs, drinking, porn, usually shops at Hot Topics, involved in gangs, raps or is in a band, wears god awful goddy looking clothes, likes action movies and anime, generally doesn't gets good grades, has been to concerts and not the Lil Wayne-Rihanna concert or Taylor Swift, works to stay out of trouble, been in jail, reckless driver, starts fights and arguments, opinionated.
The immature ones: These dorky kids that are not in any activities, waste their time playing videos games and watching Spongebob, likes doing random stupid stuff,not afraid to express opinion, doesn't wash and loves DRESS UP DAYs to fit in. Spends a lot of time on the TV as mentioned.
Hilary is your goody goody civilized teenager, she is on the basketball, volleyball team, in choir, youth group and got this scholarship for Harvard for some Philosophy Major.
Brandon is your rebellious teenager....he has is own band and he knows how to ROCK
Jeremey likes Spongebob...WEEE. Dorky immature teenager.
Brandon is your rebellious teenager....he has is own band and he knows how to ROCK
Jeremey likes Spongebob...WEEE. Dorky immature teenager.
2010
Will be one kickass year. It will be one of the best years in recent memories and it will be the eye of the storm before 2011 and 2012. I think things are going to get a little queasy during 2011 and of course, 2012 will be close Armageddon, but not the end times. We will survive 2012.
Willl be the best year since 2007 and it will be a lot like the carefree times of 2004 and 2005. Maybe the health care industry might go down the tubes in 2010 if Obamacare was passed or we won't get some big fat terrorist attack, which will unlikely happen imo but for the rest...the usual hurricane and dead Pope type stuff like 05. Nothing really to worry about.
Willl be the best year since 2007 and it will be a lot like the carefree times of 2004 and 2005. Maybe the health care industry might go down the tubes in 2010 if Obamacare was passed or we won't get some big fat terrorist attack, which will unlikely happen imo but for the rest...the usual hurricane and dead Pope type stuff like 05. Nothing really to worry about.
scenetto
A combination of scene kid and ghetto/ gangsta. Most likely the black person who is trying to be scene and is not really making it. Usually wears bright colored ghetto hoodied, bright colored hats, Bape hoodies, sweat pants, bright colored sunglasses, and Converse shoes. Usually listens to half rap-R&B like Lil Wayne and T-pain, and maybe stuff like 3!oh3
snap&B
It is the same thing as crunk&B and people sing/rap about the same thing in crunk&B, but it uses a snap beat and has some melodic elements to it. It also has the same elements as snap music and they sing about the same thing in every song, usally about strippers and the club and something involved with the word "shawty" and "AYYYYY".
The City
An excellent R&B-hip-hop station that was played on XM before some dumbass had gotten rid of that station when they merged with Sirius. Now I have to listen to this half fast crappy hip-hop nation that plays just rap and not a mix of music. I do get sick of rap all the time and playing a crunk jam along with some song by Lupe Fiasco is not going to give me that variety. I want hip-hop with some R&B - a real hip-hop with R&B, not the melodic hip-hop junk they found on the Heat that is only liked by 15-25 year old women.