flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

DUTS

genital rash

i have duts all over my nut sack

by kyle October 12, 2003

bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

poop

An item that is commonly used in comical senses. Also used to disgust wife/friends/neighbors etc. Makes a great gift in a bag.

Hey Bill come check out this poo in here!

by Kyle January 13, 2005

bear

A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.

Did you see the fuckin' bear of the month this issue? I'd kidnap that daddy in a heartbeat.

by Kyle April 10, 2003

Duster

I can honestly say...it's not a trenchcoat.

Person: I like your trench coat.
Me: Shut up. Its a duster.

by Kyle January 24, 2005