settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

the buzz

Hype, word of mouth.

Ben Affleck-The buzz is indicating this is gonna be big

Jason Mewes- what buzz?

Ben Affleck- the internet buzz

Jason Mewes- what the fuck is the internet?


See the internet

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

Pretty vacant

One who is absent minded

Also a sex pistols song.

We're pre-tty,


Pretty va-cant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

slap and tickle

Cockney slang for sex.

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

sas

Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.

See balls of steel

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.

I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004