Kung-fu Jesus's definitions
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.
Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD
Eugene: omg you rule
Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD
Eugene: omg you rule
Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
Get the pwn3dmug. Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.
Also a movie with Pamela anderson.
Also a movie with Pamela anderson.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the barbed wiremug. A mimes performance is one where the performer(s) go through the actions to appear as if they were singing, but in actual fact were simply moving thier lips to the music.
N*sync mimed most, if not all of thier performances, not that their average fan was intelligent enough to notice.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the mimedmug. A tune, most often accompanied by patriotic lyrics that is declared to be the song representative of that country.
"Oh Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
Oh save us all."
--Extract from "God save the Queen"
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
Oh save us all."
--Extract from "God save the Queen"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the National Anthemmug. See pythagoras.
Pythagors' theorum allows one to calculate the lenght of the "opposite" side (That is, opposite to the right angle) in a right-angled triangle By knowing only the lengths of the other two sides. It can also be mixed with the sine and cosine rules, trigonometry and such to calculate every angle and side length in pretty much any structure. Practical uses involve the measurement of buildings and such.
The method:
•Use the same unit of measurement for all sides.
•Sqaure the lengths of the two shorter sides
•Add the sqaures of the numbers toghether
•Find the sqaure root of that number
•Your answer is the length of the longest side.
Pythagors' theorum allows one to calculate the lenght of the "opposite" side (That is, opposite to the right angle) in a right-angled triangle By knowing only the lengths of the other two sides. It can also be mixed with the sine and cosine rules, trigonometry and such to calculate every angle and side length in pretty much any structure. Practical uses involve the measurement of buildings and such.
The method:
•Use the same unit of measurement for all sides.
•Sqaure the lengths of the two shorter sides
•Add the sqaures of the numbers toghether
•Find the sqaure root of that number
•Your answer is the length of the longest side.
|\
A| \C
|__\
. B
Side A is 5cm, side B is 4cm and side C is unknown.
A- 5x5= 25 square cm
B- 4x4= 16 square cm
25+16= 36
Square root of 36= 6.
Side C is 6cm.
Of course, this can also be worked backwards to find the length of the smaller sides, provided there are at least two sides given.
If you try to practically apply this with any lengths other than those given, you will end up with decimals. The above example is the only one that does not end in decimal places.
A| \C
|__\
. B
Side A is 5cm, side B is 4cm and side C is unknown.
A- 5x5= 25 square cm
B- 4x4= 16 square cm
25+16= 36
Square root of 36= 6.
Side C is 6cm.
Of course, this can also be worked backwards to find the length of the smaller sides, provided there are at least two sides given.
If you try to practically apply this with any lengths other than those given, you will end up with decimals. The above example is the only one that does not end in decimal places.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the pythagoras' theorummug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the Aston Martin Lagondamug. An operating lease is a short-term lease of fixed assets. After one lesse has returned it, another lesse will quite likely use it. This is recrded in the Trading Profit and loss account for year ended XxXx as an overhead.
Operating leases are short-term, and deal mainly with assets that depreciate slowly.
Operating leases are short-term, and deal mainly with assets that depreciate slowly.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the operating leasemug.