uncle dad

You don't want the definition of this. Trust me. If you do, see incest and go figure.

Happy birthday, uncle dad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Franglais

Combination fo contractions for "Français" and "Anglais" (French and English) which refers to words that came into popular use during the time of English being the predominant language and have not had time to have a French translation. Mostly brand names with French pronounciation.

Le hotdog

coca cola


le white flag or surrenderness

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

mile-high club membership

See mile high club membership

You join me in the bathroom and we'll get our mile-high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

O/H

Overheads, fixed costs. The costs a business will incur regardless of output.

o/h £350,000 pa (per annum)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004