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Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph
You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
mugGet the Better than Xmphmug.

acrotomophilia

Attraction to amputees, a paraphilia.
Sir Paul McCartney (See the beatles) married a one legged woman.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
mugGet the acrotomophiliamug.

they

The universal source of evil, a scapegoat.
They want me to go to war, they want my taxes, they want my car, they want me to stop using my car and buy some japanese 1000 mpg ugly pos.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
mugGet the theymug.

Highlander

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland (the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.
Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the Highlandermug.

at best

When describing in a negative light, is followed by a negative description.
At best, your car has steerling trouble.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
mugGet the at bestmug.

off the pace

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004
mugGet the off the pacemug.

ruskie

(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine
Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.


Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke
by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004
mugGet the ruskiemug.

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