assed

Your gay-assed son just came out.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
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Emboss

(v.) To make a lasting, and showing inpression on someone. Derived from a method of labelling packaging.
Hitler embossed many people in deprived Germany.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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baliff

I speel no godo!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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thespark

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.
I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Positive to a fault

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.
She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.
1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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