Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

dismissed

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.

Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

murderball

(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are


•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting


The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.

Let's play a game fo murderball.


Where's your tool?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

peg

For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on

My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.

Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

war-state

When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.

Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004