Kung-fu Jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are
•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting
The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.
•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting
The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.
(n.) large breasts.
(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed
by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.
Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
