Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

cracked ass

A reamed anus. See crack your ass

SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

niggaz4life

1991 album by N.W.A.

It's plain to see
You can't me
Coz I'm 'a be a nigga fo' life!

by Kung-fu Jesus April 28, 2004

preggers

(adj.) Pregnant female, used mainly in the early stages of pregnancy, by moron future (dead-beat) dads. The word itself dates back to Victorian Britain.

Guess what? She's preggers!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Kompressor

(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz

Those tiny SLK's suck

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

capital account

(n.) Rarely accessed account that records only permanent changes in capital, such as drawings or withdrawl of capital.

The interest on my capital a/c is given to the current account.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Strine

One who calls you cobber

1: Hop in cobber

2: Ok strine.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

litchenstein

WTF do these goat definitions have to do with litchenstein???

woah fuck liek teh OMG kupwn'd!



I wally woxxorssssss!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004