secret police

(n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.
The secret police are after you, turk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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all for one and one for all

Popular catchphrase that means one person represents all, and that all must do everything for one. Put simply, means true brotherhood.
The Musketeers! Dartagnion!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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nut

(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

A ridiculous "comedy" that will quite likely be named "worst tv show ever" within ten years. Racist and retarded. Snoop should've stuck to rap; sketch shows aren't his thing.
Naff Naff Naff, said the dog, after watching doggy fizzle.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Muay Thai

A martial art that is all very well and good until you face anyone more than 30 pounds heavier than you, at which point your speedy light blows happen to be useless, and you will have your ass reamed.
That 120 pound grand champion took on a 150 pound kid and lost.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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