Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

My batteries are charged 

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

My batteries are charged by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Hyacinth Buckét 

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".

The old lady was a bit of a Hyacinth Buckét.

Hyacinth Buckét by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Disco duck 

One who mocks disco music and the culture surrounding it. Not quite to the same extent as the "Disco sucks" mob.

Disco, disco duck.

Disco duck by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

foreign 

a) object or animal that does not belong in the current environment in which it is existing.

b) More likely, something or someone from another country.

Bloody Foreigners!

foreign by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Highlander 

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland (the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.

Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!

Highlander by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

MG 

A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.

The MG TF, Midget, ZF etc.

MG by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Jagwaar 

The american pronounciation of Jaguar

I driyvh a jagwaar!


I shot that jagwaar that mauled the kid!


Yoo jagwaar!

Jagwaar by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004