Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

said in context 

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.

Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.

said in context by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

soweto 

(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"


A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.

Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.

soweto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

knockin' on heavens door 

(v.) To be undergoing spiritual enlightenment before ones death.

Mama put my gun to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore...

knockin' on heavens door by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

After-effects

See Consequences

The after-effects of war are dead bodies and ruined shit.

After-effects by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

talking shop

(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.

The United Nations is becoming a talking shop.

talking shop by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

the op

(n.) Contraction for "The operation". Usually, said in context to something else.

On the subject of transsexuals



"He had the op and became a "woman", says I"

the op by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

stupic 

(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".

You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!

stupic by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004