Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

bourgeoisie

Another word for 'new money'. The real bourgeoisie were more middle class than new money, but the divide that separated the serfs from the bourgeoisie, nobility, clergy and royals was very large.

In pre-revolutionary France, the bourgeoisie were the lawyers and accountants, working for the aristocracy, clergy and monarch.

by kung-fu jesus September 29, 2004

Sultan of brunei

A guy with the largest car collection in the world, the world's second richest man, unless you count that Ikea guy.

The sultan has over 200 Rolls-Royces

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

middle-man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.

The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Land Down Under

Where women glow and men plunder


men at work

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."


---bad song, annoying

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

helluva

(adverb) Very, extremely. Usually the best. As used by Mr. T

My van is helluva fast, foo!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004