There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

preach poison

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)

Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

builds character

The reasoning for choosing the hardest path (or what is presumed to be a hard path), which basically amounts to the person being presented with a decision being rewarded by becoming a "better person" (ambigous term) by the end of the path.

Going into politics builds character, since being economical with the truth is an essential life skill.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 07, 2004

hymea destroyer

(n.) Child molester who preys only on females.

Amy is a lesbo hymea destroyer. She is also short and fat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

sedan

25th anniversary?

dogcrap- I have gone back in time to 1895!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

something out of nothing

To over-react to a minor annoyance. Typically a trait of liberals and feminazi's

Did you just think "Wait, liberals ARE feminazis!"?


If so, you are welcomed, my fellow conservative.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004