Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

choca

(v.) To perform fellatiot o the point where the giver throws up from the deepthroating. A mixture of "cock" and "chuck-up".


(adj.) A contraction for choc-a-block, Britslang for crowded or packed.

he got some choca


That road is choca in the mornings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

share and share alike

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.

Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

peer group pressure

People on your own level giving encouragement to do something immoral, with the threat of being ostracized if one fails to comply.

Always give in to peer group pressure

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Polish Campaign

Adolf Hitler's campiagn to invade Poland. It sparked World War II because Britain and France declared war folowing thier threat to Hitler.

The Polish campaign included Stalin too.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

pay no mind

(v.) Ignore

Pay no mind to the anti-capitalist misanthropes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

chilis

Contraction, see red hot chili peppers

Let's listen to the chilis.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004