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barbell curl

(v.) weightlifting manoeuvre in which the lifter holds a barbell flat against his waist whilst standing with forearms turned out. He then rolls the barbell up with his elbows as a fulcrum to just below his chin, before bringing it down in a controlled descend.
The barbell curl is what many people are shown doing in movies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the barbell curlmug.

L. Ron Hubbard

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
mugGet the L. Ron Hubbardmug.

weetabix

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.
*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
mugGet the weetabixmug.

ride da punani

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
mugGet the ride da punanimug.

braggart

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the braggartmug.

Nike Shox

Nike's premier footwear as of current times. More suited to the heavier runner. Origianally, there were "springs" under the heel to provide a cushion. The current generation of shox has springs at the front-sides in addition to the heel springs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Nike Shoxmug.

glitterati

(n.) Social elites. Famed, fashionable, adorable and learnéd. The beautiful people.
Glitterati consists fashion laber owners, celebrity socialites, actors and actresses and otheruseless leaches to society
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
mugGet the glitteratimug.

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