a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.
Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
mugGet the a slap in the facemug.
A joke origianating from a photoshop picture of a google search for french military victories returning no matches, implying France is not capable of military victories.


It is further perpetuated by a incorrect, biased, and very childish list of wars France has fought in, and claims they were all losses.
Crimean war: France were the first into sevastopol, and Russia surrendered to Paris.

American war of Independance: Cornwallis surrendered his sword to Rochambeau, who politely declined.


Hundred years war: England's early gained ground was taken back in an equal amount of time for it to be taken, and the land that England rightly owned was also taken by 1556.


1066: Superior tactics see France conquer England, and later wales under the Normans and Plantagenets.


Napoleon: Napoleon was indeed French born (not on the mainland though) and domiciled, although his parents were Italian. Accomplished more than Hitler in terms of European domination.

Indo-China: France re-establishes control in a few months, although kills millions of rebels. the United States tres the same and ends up hitting jack shit for fourteen years while seeing 50,000 soldiers die fromt he united states alone (ignoring other countries0. France's army, which was actually a coalition of other nations led by france loses 90,000.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004
mugGet the french military victoriesmug.

business end

The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.
The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
mugGet the business endmug.

j00 F4G

<GumX0R> j00 F4g!!111!!2!ONE
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the j00 F4Gmug.

dirty hole

Buggery involving a dirty anus.
They didn't have showers or toilet paper on the boat to africa, so they all played a game of idrty hole with eachother.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
mugGet the dirty holemug.
Chilren's song.
There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the there was a young man from chinamug.

HHH

(n.) WWF/WWE wrestler. Plays a heel charactor. Real name is John-Paul Levesque.
HHH will take over WWE from Vince MacMahon after Vince dies, while also inheriting a large amount of Vinces fortune through Stephanie. In short, this guy will be a billionaire before he hits sixty.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004
mugGet the HHHmug.