Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

de facto

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.

English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

holy

(n.) sentence amplifier.
(n.) of religious relevance. Coined by christianity.

HOLY DOG SHIT!

In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy ghost*, amen.

Interchangeable with spirit

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

reason be

The reason is.

Reason be I'm a so solid soldier. Reason be I suck dong.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

judas

Judas Iscariot was one of Jesus' twelve disciples. He betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Contrary to popular belief, the bible does not say whether or not Judas sold Jesus out because he did not fit in with Judas' plans for a military uprising against Rome. There is an alternate theory, yet to be disproven that Jesus asked Judas to point him out to the Romans. Today, a Judas is one who sells out the origianal Idea.

Breakin' the law!
Breakin' the law!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

no man's land

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.

No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

SUN TZU

Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.

A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do


*some time later*

A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!


*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*

by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004