Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

Congo

(n.) A country, separate from the democractic republic of the congo (Zaire), which despite being much smaller (Zaire is the largest country in Africa), under-populated and right next to it, is much richer.

Congo is still poor shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

hands solo

Masturbation. Often to star wars.

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

GRR

Acronym:


Great
Rock
Revolutoin


The GRR is supposedly a grou of bands that will wash away all the nu-metal crap with 70's style rock. I don't see it happening myself, unfortunately.

See The Darkness

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

terra firma

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Europower

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.

Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004