Bishop to rook etc blah blah 1337 hax0r w00t in my panties <just imagine i've actually written something random and funny here>
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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
(idiom) When someone is making far too many unfounded statements far too quickly for the accused party to deny them, they are "say say saying", as per the duet by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson (1988) in which it shows that the speech is so pointless that no-one, least of all the data subject really cares anymore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.
To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
Divine right is one of many excuses used by monarchs of Europe to retain thier positions of power. It was claimed that God himself put them there. Of course, the intellectuals of the day pointed out that monarchies are formed from the most violent band of thugs, made by man, not God.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".
She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.
She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004