Payment in Kind

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.

Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

le pen

Not a nazi (nazism and fascism are different things). Deeply conservative and probably aristocratic, wanting to rebuild France from the soft and lazy governments that have been around since the third republic.

Jean-Marie Le Pen. Vote for your favourite piece of stationery!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004

out-hole

The anus. Because it is designed as a release for fecial matter.

See in-through-the-out-hole

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

quarter

(V.) To spare the life of an conquered foe.

Do not grant enemy troops quarter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

straight to video

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.

A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004