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heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar
Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
mugGet the heinekenmug.

Guerilla

(n.) Usually local band of militia who use thier knowledge of the terrain to thier advantage by ambushing and never engaging in open warfare. The Guerilla units are much often smaller than the force they take on, and due to thier fear of open warfare, they are often labelled as cowards by real armies. The Guerillas are usually considered to be more of a terrorist organisation than anything else, and are best countered by another guerilla unit attacking "thier" people. This counter-Guerilla unit will effectively flush them out or recede to the point where they are almost non-problematic.


This has best been seen with the IRA. In the 70's and 80's, Loyalists who believed the British government was going to give in to the IRA took up arms against the IRA. For every IRA attack that took place, a Loyalist one followed. This is not to mention that in the 90's, the Loyalists performed a number of assassinations on seemingly "untouchable" IRA suppliers, members and sympathists. Over this period, the UVF actually killed more people than the IRA did, although this is over-looked. When the number of IRA attacks went down, so did that of the Loyalists, until the "peace" agreements a few years ago. Splinter factions of both will continue to attack eachother, but they know that the IRA will never achieve the goal it set out to do.
Guerilla units are best destroyed by either similar units, or wreckless and intrusive army massives.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the Guerillamug.

ghost author

Ghost author is one of my pseudonymns.



Also known as %AD, Ghost Author will be making more of an appearance at a later date.
urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=%AD


to see ghost author's current definitions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the ghost authormug.

foreign

a) object or animal that does not belong in the current environment in which it is existing.

b) More likely, something or someone from another country.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the foreignmug.

Flagship

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.
Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the Flagshipmug.

DeLorean

Wheeee! DeLorean!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the DeLoreanmug.

in the line of fire

(adj.) To be in an undesirable position whereby oen will take heat from superiors or the masses.
I'm in the line of fire, but if I do go down, guess who's coming with me...
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
mugGet the in the line of firemug.

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